Showing posts with label waves coffee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label waves coffee. Show all posts
I awoke to frost, breakfasted in a restaurant's idea of hot, dry comfort, and binned through the alleys of Fairview long enough to feel the warmth of the sun overtake the earlier chill; I felt positively over-dressed by the time I cashed in at the bottle depot at Ontario Street and 7th Avenue. Later, when I was locking up my bike two kilometres or so west, at Broadway Avenue and Spruce Street, it was raining -- coming down buckets actually, but just on me -- the Waves coffee house was having a power-washing crew over to hose down their awnings, windows, and sidewalk furniture.
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This is a MLP character called Flutter. Click the image to go to the the YouTube video it's "adapted" from.[/caption]
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Can't escape the cuteness! Click to enlarge.[/caption]
Help. There are a trio of way-too bubbly local animation voice actors sitting beside me, here in the Waves coffee shop. There was no warning whatsoever. I've been able to block out most of their treacly conversation with headphones, but now they're talking about their My Little Pony characters -- it's all Princess-this, and Princess-that -- Gahh!. This isn't Japanese cuteness. This is American-style, carpet-bombing cuteness. Like being "tarred" with high-fructose corn syrup, and "feathered" with Gummi Bears. If I ... don't make it ... please, someone ... water the blog now and again?
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Help. There are a trio of way-too bubbly local animation voice actors sitting beside me, here in the Waves coffee shop. There was no warning whatsoever. I've been able to block out most of their treacly conversation with headphones, but now they're talking about their My Little Pony characters -- it's all Princess-this, and Princess-that -- Gahh!. This isn't Japanese cuteness. This is American-style, carpet-bombing cuteness. Like being "tarred" with high-fructose corn syrup, and "feathered" with Gummi Bears. If I ... don't make it ... please, someone ... water the blog now and again?
No llama loaf to be had at Waves coffee today, barista Kiran served up plain old banana loaf, but she more than made her "cute" quota by brew'in up one of her whimsical bruin-topped dark mochas. I'm spoiled.
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When I go to the Waves coffee place at Broadway and Spruce, I always get the same thing: Large, extra-hot, dark mocha, with a slice of banana loaf. Today a particular Japanese counter person took my order -- which the entire staff knows, she repeated it back as "llama loaf" -- Has she always done that? Ahhh! that is sooo cute, or maybe I should say sooo kawaii. How many times can I afford to go back for another slice, and how many times can I get her to confirm the order before she gets suspicious?
When I go to the Waves coffee place at Broadway and Spruce, I always get the same thing: Large, extra-hot, dark mocha, with a slice of banana loaf. Today a particular Japanese counter person took my order -- which the entire staff knows, she repeated it back as "llama loaf" -- Has she always done that? Ahhh! that is sooo cute, or maybe I should say sooo kawaii. How many times can I afford to go back for another slice, and how many times can I get her to confirm the order before she gets suspicious?
After cashing in bottles, I rode back Westward, my trailer flaunting it's Creamsicle-orange butt in the bright spring sunshine, to the Waves coffee house at West Broadway and Spruce. My coffee order is too predictable: Large dark mocha, extra-hot, with a slice of banana loaf. The owner punches it in, then laughs, "Ha ha! It came out as 'extra-hoot.'"
That is funny. It's Welfare cheque day in the big city, and a lot of my binning brethren get said government cheese, and will be downtown today getting just that -- an extra hoot. Enjoy yourselves boys and girls. Don't hurry back.
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