Oh no. This truck was attacked by raving lunatics!

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I passed this sport utility vehicle as I was binning a Fairview alley, on my way East to cash in my bottle booty. How unfortunate for the owners, I thought, to be the victims of such senseless vandalism. I encountered the Green Guy -- a worldly fellow if ever there was one, so I asked him what he made of the gibberish on the SUV. "oh, they would've been high when they did it," he posited. "It probably made perfect sense at the time. Maybe they went up to that Shambhala rave in Nelson."

"'Shambhala' is written on the back,'" I said, impressed. "Cracked the code!" declared the Green Guy, who added, "It's a drug thing. You wouldn't understand."

The Shambhala Electronic Music Festival was indeed held over the weekend, August 7 to 12, at the Salmo River Ranch, in Nelson, British Columbia. Family owned and operated; began in 1998; attendance of 10,000 in 2011 -- Sounds wonderful. I wonder if the wildlife gets counseling afterwards.

Ravers' ride
4 comments:
  1. ~xtian said...

    The only thing that lot is missing is HAIL ERIS. Otherwise it looks like all that deranged cyber-hippie stuff that appeared in the '80s when the acid freaks bought Macs is still alive and well :D

  2. Bet those SUV owners had a blast! Haven't gone near anything like The Illuminatus Trilogy for, like, 30 years. Pretty pure stuff, as I recall, and something of a "gateway drug."

  3. ~xtian said...

    It is that. The Lord Of The Rings is a nice cup of Earl Grey by comparison. Guess what I just started re reading ;)

  4. […] Thanks to sqwabb for reminding me of The Illuminatus! Trilogy. […]

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