"This'll be great honey.' No more laying awake at night, worrying about dumpster divers crawling through our garbage, trying to steal our identity. Fire this puppy up, will you, and I'll shred our Hydro bills, and cancelled cheques, and pay stubs, and --- Fluffy! No! It's not a litter box. Fluffy!! -- You stupid cat! -- Oh Fluffy, your tail! Quick. How do I turn it off? Pull the pl... Dear mother of God!! Oh my... Did you see that? ... Vooosh, and gone. Wow. Just like the box says, it didn't jam. Guess we can run these through a stack at a time."
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